Infamous Shaolin Subliminal to recruit some talent for C Leauge

Shaolin Subliminal, an 8 year vetran C League team (who said we'd move up to B League when we got good enough - but then started inventing sideline drinks, bringing a 60lb 1980s jambox to games, and encouraging Hammer and trick throws...) is finally admitting its core is getting a little lean (and old, but that's not really the problem).

We could use about 3-4 guys, and 2-3 ladies. We prefer people who can run fast and throw well - but if you can break dance, make a look-away 8-ball shot, or have other sundry impressive but useless talents, we may be able to work with you (assuming you also are innately competitive, physical, and not afraid to throw and catch the Hammer).

If you think you're what we're looing for, make some contact:

a.vagueness@gmail.com
- Shaolin High Council